Our Bestsellers

Attracted to Travertine T-shirt

Attracted to Travertine T-shirt

Attracted to Travertine T-shirt

$35.00
Sale price  $35.00 Regular price 
Can't Affford Bad Taste T-shirt

Can't Affford Bad Taste T-shirt

Can't Affford Bad Taste T-shirt

$35.00
Sale price  $35.00 Regular price 
Decorator's Third Eye T-shirt

Decorator's Third Eye T-shirt

Decorator's Third Eye T-shirt

$35.00
Sale price  $35.00 Regular price 
Executive Producer Of This Living Room T-shirt

Executive Producer Of This Living Room T-shirt

Executive Producer Of This Living Room T-shirt

$35.00
Sale price  $35.00 Regular price 
Freelance Furniture Mover T-shirt

Freelance Furniture Mover T-shirt

Freelance Furniture Mover T-shirt

$35.00
Sale price  $35.00 Regular price 
Husband Thought He Had A Say T-shirt

Husband Thought He Had A Say T-shirt

Husband Thought He Had A Say T-shirt

$35.00
Sale price  $35.00 Regular price 
In My Renovation Era T-shirt

In My Renovation Era T-shirt

In My Renovation Era T-shirt

$35.00
Sale price  $35.00 Regular price 
More Renovetti T-shirt

More Renovetti T-shirt

More Renovetti T-shirt

$35.00
Sale price  $35.00 Regular price 

Before You Ask

Where are your shirts made?

Printed and shipped from the US. No overseas mystery box.

How much is shipping?

Free over $65. Otherwise, flat rate $4.99. US only, for now.

How long until it arrives?

5–7 business days for most orders. Every shirt is made after you order it, not before. And yes, it's tracked the whole way.

What does the fabric actually feel like?

Heavyweight. 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. Structured out of the box, gets better every wash. Not thin. Not see-through. Built to wear well and last long.

What's your return policy?

If something's damaged, defective, or just wrong, we fix it. 30-day money-back guarantee, no runaround. Send a photo, we'll sort it. Every shirt's made just for you, so we can't do exchanges for sizing or a change of mind, but if we messed up, that's on us.

How do I reach you?

Email support@decorchaosclub.com with your order number. When we say we've got you, we mean it.